Metal Drinking Straw

Stop drinking with those sissy plastic straws – you’re a grown ass man and now you can drink like one too with the metal drinking straw. This Mental drinking straw is so tough you might even find it beating up those wimpy straws in the pantry cabinet when you aren’t looking.

This isn’t the plastic straw you remember mom packing in your lunch along with your Yoo-hoo. No, the metal drinking straw is the one the adult you uses when chugging entire bottles of whiskey or vodka; there isn’t even a need to open the bottle, the straw tears right through the glass for easy access.

The metal drinking straw is the last straw you will ever need to buy. Standing at nearly 7″ tall, this powerful straw will take on whatever you throw in its way. It’s made using Stainless Steel so it’s even strong enough to take on the dishwasher. Another cool feature is the straw’s extremely low thermal conductivity which allows for the straw to remain fairly neutral (temperature wise) even if the beverage is hot or cold. The metal straw also redefines the meaning of fresh fruit juice as it gives you the ability to literally stab the straw into the desired fruit and drink its nutrients straight from the source.